Orange you glad you don't know her?

How many times will we be punished with this nonsense?

Is this a Victoria's secret ad?
No.... it's a sports Bar.

Are you Gisele Bundchen?
No.... NO.

We don't want to see your underwear!
OR your back fat!

Lock it up.

You could be a farmer in those clothes..

Is chivalry dead?
Yes. and the romance is gone.

Nowadays when we go out for a drink and a quick bang we have to sort through the plaid parade.

Hey, the shirt comes off, right?


..................


On second thought..Ladies, just go home to your pet rabbit.

What the Frock...

My grandma died and left me her curtains so I made myself a pretty jumper.

I didn't want to look slutty so I wore a long sleeve t-shirt under that jumper.
not that I have anything to show.


I kinda wish someone would look under these curtains.

Someone put Baby in the corner!

A threatening cameo by Princess Leah in Dirty Dancing?

or Jane Fonda turned trucker.


I'll tell you one thing, I'll be steering clear from cut-off shorts for 6 seasons, simply in response to this youth offender.

If you can't see over the counter

This is all you need!


Directions:

1: Insert foot into Black Hole
2: Clasp intense and inappropriately emo metal hardware shut
3. Fetch trenchcoat and studded leather gloves
4: Stand
5: Balance
6: Clomp along on your sad way

but stay away from me, my feet, and my unborn children. You are a scary hazard. You lead foot you.