A weekend at the Cape

I came upon this Shedevil in Whole Foods.

She certainly wasn't wearing Prada.

Dear Hollywood Girls

This would be appropriate at a Lady Gaga dress-up birthday party.

or perhaps a homevideo circus porn.

But not Hollywood on your "clubbin night."

It's a shame hind site is so 20/20.

I'm wearing this shirt for you Grandma

If his shirt is a representation of earth's endangered species,

I wish his face was on it.

Boots with the Furrrr

The whole store was lookin at herrr.
Counted her doe
picked a camel toe
Made me wanna go go go go go go go go


Lucky me, cuz Walmart's not always fun
But Shawty was hot with her cinnabon
Sorry but I had to trail her
No I'm not gonna pay her
She ate her
Cinna Cinna Bon.

Leggo My Jeggo!

Jeggings in Jacket format!



Mr. Fabulous is all smiles.


Thumbs up, man, keep up the work outs. Lookin svelt.

"With the birds I'll share this lonely view"

Cause no one else is lookin..



Maybe she's a groupie..

or she used to travel with the band
In that case, way to represent mama!






Oh Hollywood. You make me thirsty.

With the top let back and the sunshine shining.

I came across this hellcat at the Playboy Mansion.

I mean it's one thing to wear pasties, it's quite another to be fried all day.





If only she had a poncho to go with her boots.