There's pink highlighter in my salad.

Don't get me wrong, I love a good knit. But this itsy bitsy skirt and top, just don't seem to fit.

There is just too much going on here.

Free the models

FP presents us with a plaid jumpsuit.

Is this a teletubby farmer costume?

I'm sorry but America isn't this free.

Is this like a Noxzema Commercial or what?

The "Clueless" crew came and went. Please run after it in your open toe sandals.

Even Alicia would rather be naked nowadays than relive this high school moment.

Backless: A sure sign of a sweaty mess

There's a story to this one.

Normally coming across a creature like this would luckily provide me with a quality blog and a personal momentary chuckle. However, I was quickly made aware that this little lady not only was adorned in this backless piece of fabric, but she actually had her slightly older and somewhat overweight boss deliver more of these frontal wardrobe squares. She in fact had a bag of them outside the restaurant.

This time I hit a goldmine. And I don't mean her sugardaddy.

More than willing to partake in the routine bathroom photoshoot we suggested, we all cliqued and concluded the restroom session with some hip shaking.

I slept well that night.

Fit Right in My Skinny Jeans

Talk about mom jeans... it's amazing what you can squeeze into these babies.

#mylegs

#myback

Don't let this be you.

Slippin it in.

I think I have your
sandals

I made them with athletic tape and colored them in with my little brother's magic marker.

A weekend at the Cape

I came upon this Shedevil in Whole Foods.

She certainly wasn't wearing Prada.

Dear Hollywood Girls

This would be appropriate at a Lady Gaga dress-up birthday party.

or perhaps a homevideo circus porn.

But not Hollywood on your "clubbin night."

It's a shame hind site is so 20/20.

I'm wearing this shirt for you Grandma

If his shirt is a representation of earth's endangered species,

I wish his face was on it.

Boots with the Furrrr

The whole store was lookin at herrr.
Counted her doe
picked a camel toe
Made me wanna go go go go go go go go


Lucky me, cuz Walmart's not always fun
But Shawty was hot with her cinnabon
Sorry but I had to trail her
No I'm not gonna pay her
She ate her
Cinna Cinna Bon.

Leggo My Jeggo!

Jeggings in Jacket format!



Mr. Fabulous is all smiles.


Thumbs up, man, keep up the work outs. Lookin svelt.

"With the birds I'll share this lonely view"

Cause no one else is lookin..



Maybe she's a groupie..

or she used to travel with the band
In that case, way to represent mama!






Oh Hollywood. You make me thirsty.

With the top let back and the sunshine shining.

I came across this hellcat at the Playboy Mansion.

I mean it's one thing to wear pasties, it's quite another to be fried all day.





If only she had a poncho to go with her boots.

"I dye"

Here my ladies, I present you with yet another Kool-Aid dipper.





No one wants to take this pony for a ride.

Attacked by a Great White

I'm just kind of confused.

If you choose to be this size..

Why choose to go with white.. ?





Mentally blinding.

A Brentwood Find

Is this.. tourist-wear?



I feel like someone put a zebra and a cow in a blender.

Hollywood Blvd Find

Hey Skipper!


Looks like someone got in a fight with the crimper. And the crimper won.


Next time sweetie, just strangle yourself with the cord.

Is that Kool-aid in your hair?

I followed this girl down the block to a bus stop to get this shot.



But where does she get off?

..I guess she probably doesn't.

Jack White has done us dirty

And I used to like that band!


It's not the pattern we hate.

It's the way you are wearing it.
No, I mean. It's what is wearing it.

Anarchy is an Understatement

This guy is taking stone washed to a whole new level..

I guess the sky is the limit.


I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
Avoid the street during the daytime. You may be greeted by a punk rock sweatpants situation where nothing is left to the imagination.

Scary Stockings Walking

In trying to enjoy the Cantina's Happy Hour I was bombarded in the bathroom line by this nightmare.


Crotchal region covered by mid-thigh denim cut-offs and striped tights topped off with some kind of ripped 80's hair band T and a beer.


My Happy Hour was quickly cut off.

Orange you glad you don't know her?

How many times will we be punished with this nonsense?

Is this a Victoria's secret ad?
No.... it's a sports Bar.

Are you Gisele Bundchen?
No.... NO.

We don't want to see your underwear!
OR your back fat!

Lock it up.

You could be a farmer in those clothes..

Is chivalry dead?
Yes. and the romance is gone.

Nowadays when we go out for a drink and a quick bang we have to sort through the plaid parade.

Hey, the shirt comes off, right?


..................


On second thought..Ladies, just go home to your pet rabbit.

What the Frock...

My grandma died and left me her curtains so I made myself a pretty jumper.

I didn't want to look slutty so I wore a long sleeve t-shirt under that jumper.
not that I have anything to show.


I kinda wish someone would look under these curtains.

Someone put Baby in the corner!

A threatening cameo by Princess Leah in Dirty Dancing?

or Jane Fonda turned trucker.


I'll tell you one thing, I'll be steering clear from cut-off shorts for 6 seasons, simply in response to this youth offender.

If you can't see over the counter

This is all you need!


Directions:

1: Insert foot into Black Hole
2: Clasp intense and inappropriately emo metal hardware shut
3. Fetch trenchcoat and studded leather gloves
4: Stand
5: Balance
6: Clomp along on your sad way

but stay away from me, my feet, and my unborn children. You are a scary hazard. You lead foot you.