Is this like a Noxzema Commercial or what?

The "Clueless" crew came and went. Please run after it in your open toe sandals.

Even Alicia would rather be naked nowadays than relive this high school moment.

I see London, I see France

I see your thong sticking out of your pants!

ICK! Double ICK!

Now, THIS, my pleasure treasures, is a situation.
Keep it in your pants babe. You've left nothing to the imagination and I no longer want to sleep with you.

I can't even remember if I wanted to before, but now I know for sure. I don't want to.