Fit Right in My Skinny Jeans

Talk about mom jeans... it's amazing what you can squeeze into these babies.

#mylegs

#myback

Don't let this be you.

Slippin it in.

I think I have your
sandals

I made them with athletic tape and colored them in with my little brother's magic marker.

I see London, I see France

I see your thong sticking out of your pants!

ICK! Double ICK!

Now, THIS, my pleasure treasures, is a situation.
Keep it in your pants babe. You've left nothing to the imagination and I no longer want to sleep with you.

I can't even remember if I wanted to before, but now I know for sure. I don't want to.

Pink PantHurt.

One day you may be so lucky to find such a treasure at your very own local CVS Farmacy.


But don't count your chickens before they hatch..


This is the first and hopefully (God help me) the last time I share a parking lot with a headache like this.

You really should be careful where you go during the day, especially on weekends and during the workweek.

It's a circus out there.

Disgusted

I just came across this piece of work..... ~~~>

<~~~~ a similar version.

Normally I like Urban Outfitters to some extent but this is just plain chaos.

Where do some designers get off? What are you guys trying to say with this atrocity?

For full viewing pleasure you can find alternative views and pricing at www.urbanoutfitters.com

Search for the "Urban Renewal Cold Shoulder Denim Shirt"

I suggest you bring a bucket.