What the Hell is going on

Dear America,

When did it become OK to look so hideous? Do you have no self respect?

Is this some kind of a sick joke?

Unless that umbrella turns into a vibrator you have nothing to be smiling about.

West Hollywood Find

Do you need your shoes to do the walk of shame?


She didn't.


Cinderella left her bootie by the curb and bolted.

When it comes to mini backpacks.. Just. Say. No.

Um. Can I get a close up please?

I take that back.

What the H-E- double hockey sticks is she saying with this collage of atrocities which decorate her torso?

Cropped yellow and orange stripes and a MINI BACKPACK.

And they let her into the grocery store like that! She got to do what all the normal dressed people do. She even got to stand in the same line as us!

Warning:
Coming to a Grocery Store Near YOU.
If approached: get in car, go home, sanitize.

And so I asked the Zebra...

"Are you Black with White Stripes? or White with Black Stripes?"

-S. Silverstein


Calling all faux Dooney and Burke bag owners. Please buy these leggings.

They will match your bag.

Offer guaranteed. or your chips returned.


Just looking at these makes me feel sweaty.

Purple People Eater

Hollywood Blvd Find:

I was lucky enough to get a stop n' pose on this specimen.

it's amazing what we can look like if we try!
Take note of her heart sunnies.

All tied up with a hair piece from Wigs 4 Us and cheek studs.


Do I have a feather in my mouth or do I just have to spit?

I see London, I see France

I see your thong sticking out of your pants!

ICK! Double ICK!

Now, THIS, my pleasure treasures, is a situation.
Keep it in your pants babe. You've left nothing to the imagination and I no longer want to sleep with you.

I can't even remember if I wanted to before, but now I know for sure. I don't want to.

Pink PantHurt.

One day you may be so lucky to find such a treasure at your very own local CVS Farmacy.


But don't count your chickens before they hatch..


This is the first and hopefully (God help me) the last time I share a parking lot with a headache like this.

You really should be careful where you go during the day, especially on weekends and during the workweek.

It's a circus out there.